From Gilbert Arenas' blog:
You all want to hear about the big moment, huh?
It started off as a surprise birthday party for my girlfriend, Laura.
The party was on the 20th and her birthday is on the 21st. To set up the surprise party, I had to figure out how to surprise somebody who wants a surprise party? I mean, how do you do that?
Basically, you start off with a whole bunch of lies. That’s how you do it.